Since your stories are rather lengthy include a TOC at the top. You can easily subtitle each category. Suggestions are below.
Sub title 1: Roaches don’t have technology.
Subtitle 2: Astronauts and recycled urine.

It gets people to sections they want to hit straight away, or they can choose to read straight through.

Folks need options.

My two cents!
Loving wife.

First of all… Obama as President is fair game for political satire and otherwise bad cartooning. He should not be spared because he’s Black and we like him. You gotta take the good with the bad, the bitter with the sweet. He’s got to man up and that those hits… like the rest of us by the way.

I suspect the same people who are so self-righteously indignant, freely call black bothers niggas, and women bitches and ho’s; many of which don’t read the newspaper, or a book. Are these people volunteering in the community? Have they provided food to the hungry in the past year? Do they do homework with their own kids?

I also suspect the NY Post has received more pub than it’s worth. I don’t read it, nor am I inclined to read it.

Finally, last time I checked, we’re still in America where we have freedom of the press and speech. No one ever said the press had to print what we like or find convenient. Consider the energy we’re spending bashing and writing about that silly ass cartoon…

Nuff said?